Funny joke

A student failed in law and decided to
make a deal with professor.

Sir, do you know everything about law?

Professor: Yes.

Student: If you can answer this question,
I will accept my final marks, if you can't,
you have to give me "A".
The Professor agreed.

Boy asked, "What is legal but not logical,
logical but not legal & neither legal nor
logical?"
The Professor thought about it for hours
& pondered but no answer. He finally had
to give up as he really did not know and
he gave the boy an "A".
The following day, professor asked same
question to his students.
He was shocked when all of them raised
their hands. He asked one student.

The student answered "Sir, you are 65,
married to 28 years old woman, this is
legal but not logical. Your wife, is having
an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is
logical but not legal. Your wife's
boyfriend has failed in his exam and yet
you have given him an "A", this is neither
logical nor legal."
The professor collapsed...

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